I am not above ridiculing the children of my enemies.

There really are no words. I could try to be funny, but, just... well, let me lay it out for you. Once, you had this:


And it was good.

Now, thanks to the magic coupling of songwriter/poet Leslie Satcher and "the Celine Dion of country music", you can have this.

To steal one from my boy Yakov, what a country.